Children are all very, very weird, but they don’t all come with the same level of weirdness.
Why children do the things they do, no one knows. Whether your child’s next big idea is genius or idiotic, we can all agree that kids are weird AF.
Level: I’m not cleaning this up, I’m embracing it
Level: If it’s dark, I sleep
Level: Let’s make life embarrassing for mommy and daddy
Level: I scare the sh*t out of biker gangs
— The Life Pile (@thelifepile) November 2, 2017
Level: I’m Batman… but cooler
Level: Food, mouth, now!
Level: Weirdest person alive
Level: It’s true as long as I believe it is
— The Life Pile (@thelifepile) November 23, 2017
Level: I’ve already been here too long
Level: Cuteness is evil
Level: I’m an object